Explaining Yaoi to Cloudy

one night i had a yaoi dream and i told Mango and Tiffini about. Cloudy(that's his real name) must've over heard us and asked why we like yaoi so much. this is how it went(kinda)...

Zoey-well for starters; "yaoi" is somewhat slang for "boyXboy" or something featuring the "uke" and the "seme".

Mango-my turn...the seme is dominant and the uke is submissive.

Cloudy-???

Mango-well, the seme...(explains in detail what the seme does to the uke) and the uke...(explains in detail what the uke let's the seme do to him).

Cloudy-O_O

Mango-oh and HARDCORE yaoi;that's the good stuff. That's when...(explains in EXTRA detail on what hardcore yaoi consists of and shows).

Cloudy-O/////O

Tiffini-and shounen-ai is just a really cute, innocent love between two guys...just like what you and Alex(Cloudy's best friend) have between you two.

Cloudy-(blushes) we are sooo NOT a couple!

Zoey-(thinking) yeah keep telling yourself that...

Mango-but if you two WERE a couple...

Zoey,Mango,Tiffini-(stares at Cloudy intensly) YOU WOULD SOOO BE THE SEME!

Cloudy-(blushes and walks off)

Zoey,Mango,Tiffini-(giggles like the perverted fangirls we are).

And that is the end of my story.

(left to right)Cloudy,Mango,Me,and Tiffini

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